He saw six feet in bed so his wife made him count…

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay right where you are,” she instructed.

“He’s so intoxicated that he won’t even realize you’re here with me.”

The husband stumbled into bed, but a few minutes later, in his drunken stupor, he noticed six feet protruding from the end of the bed. He turned to his wife and asked:

“Hey, there are six feet in this bed when there should only be four. What’s happening?”

“You’re so inebriated that you miscounted,” replied the wife.

Why don’t you get out of bed and try counting again? You might see more clearly from over there.

The husband got out of bed and counted.

One, two, three, four. You’re absolutely right.

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